Thank you, Rachel Maddow, for providing me with the sort of news I actually care about:

Okay, I'm just here because I had to share that with you guys. I have an esame d'italiano domani, so I need to prepare myself enough to get at least a C- (I'm taking it pass/fail, which I think is a pretty wise decision). But before I go, three more extremely vital things:
1. Slumdog Millionaire now owns 78% of my soul. I've seen every big Oscar contender (okay, except for The Wrestler), so I can say this with a decent amount of conviction: if Slumdog doesn't win best picture, I will stage a fucking coup.
2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno is pretty hilarious.
3. THE MUSCLE ON THE BACK OF MY THIGH, I DON'T KNOW IT'S NAME, BUT IT'S SPAZZING THE FUCK OUT.
"The end is near!!!!!!!!!" the signs exclaimed. "Caution! Zombies ahead!!!"
"Run for cold climates," the signs instructed motorists.
Okay, I'm just here because I had to share that with you guys. I have an esame d'italiano domani, so I need to prepare myself enough to get at least a C- (I'm taking it pass/fail, which I think is a pretty wise decision). But before I go, three more extremely vital things:
1. Slumdog Millionaire now owns 78% of my soul. I've seen every big Oscar contender (okay, except for The Wrestler), so I can say this with a decent amount of conviction: if Slumdog doesn't win best picture, I will stage a fucking coup.
2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno is pretty hilarious.
3. THE MUSCLE ON THE BACK OF MY THIGH, I DON'T KNOW IT'S NAME, BUT IT'S SPAZZING THE FUCK OUT.
emozione::
WTF, leg muscle?!
WTF, leg muscle?!musica:: Keith in the next room. (Not literally, to V's disappointment.)
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